Brick-and-mortar Adventurer Gifts

Let's go inside. And remember: Your internet shopping habits won't help you here. Mall. Huh? What're you wearing? You look ridiculous. It's nothing. Let's head into Target. It's a midweek sale. If we get separated, I'll bring you a medic. Uh, okay. Medic? In-person shopping melee! Medic. Soft-underbellied e-commerc shopper in aisle two! Where am I? Can I return to my homepage?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Travelogue

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Going Down?

Don Quixote

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

I know they told me not to bark