Brewery Launch Gifts

"C'mon, speed it up!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Bright Idea

Mark Zuckerberg

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Boom

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"So much for that vintage!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."