Brew Babe Gifts

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'You've had enough.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Tea Snob.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Beer Lunch