Brew Babe Pillows

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'You've had enough.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95