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'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Monkey-artist

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Artist painting a dancer.

Jackson Pollock.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Artist

Artist Paints Sale

The art of painting

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Camille Pissarro

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I ran out of space."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Paint something nice."

The self-portrait.