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Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

Christy Brown.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

The art of painting

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Camille Pissarro

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"I ran out of space."

"Paint something nice."