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"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Artistic License

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Jackson Pollock.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Artist painting a dancer.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The art of painting

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Claude Monet

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Camille Pissarro

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"I ran out of space."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

Artists dress for their themes.

Christy Brown.