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Jackson Pollock.

The Art Student.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Are you done yet?'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Artistic License

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Two New Paintbrushes

Artist painting a dancer.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Henri Matisse

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

Georges Seurat

Horizon Art

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."