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'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

"I ran out of space."

Claude Monet

Camille Pissarro

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

The art of painting

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

The Final Backstroke

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

A man brushing teeth which are growing instead of hair on his head

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Artists dress for their themes.

Cezanne

Christy Brown.