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Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The art of painting

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

The Bored Impressionist

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Camille Pissarro

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

Morning Routine

"I ran out of space."

Artists dress for their themes.

Christy Brown.

Cezanne