Breezy Brush Strokes Mugs

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Monkey-artist

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

Artist painting a dancer.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Artist

Artist Paints Sale

The art of painting

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Camille Pissarro

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"I ran out of space."

The self-portrait.

"Paint something nice."