Brushstroke Buff Mugs

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

Cezanne

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

Save the tree.

Jackson Pollock.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

The art of painting

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Claude Monet

Vincent Discovers Impasto

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Camille Pissarro

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"I ran out of space."

Artists dress for their themes.