Brushstroke Buddy Mugs

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist painting a dancer.

Save the tree.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The art of painting

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Camille Pissarro

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"I ran out of space."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

Christy Brown.

Artists dress for their themes.

Cezanne