Breathless Adventurer Gifts

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Halo Frisbee.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

2pm meet your Creator