Breakfast Reading Gifts

'I said - you don't want to read YOUR stars this morning, Fred!'

Tartine

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Non-Power Breakfast

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Number 2. Step forward please."