Coffee Morning Reader Gifts

"The more I read about these cats the less I care for them."

Non-Power Breakfast

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Join me in a cup of tea!

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Grrr."

'Realism first thing in the morning might kill him, Mirror Ralph. I'd better stand in.'

Literary Lunch

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

'So then I thought... why not buy big magnets?'

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."

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