Breakfast Foodies Gifts

'I'm still waiting for someone to invent a bran cereal that tastes like good ol' fashioned bacon 'n eggs!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.