Breakfast Foodie Gifts

Diner. 2 Eggs any style $2.50. Easter!

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

Snake with a box of 'Mice Krispies'.

Bad Product Concepts

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Fast food. Even faster food

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.