Breakfast Debater Pillows

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"No one cares what you had for breakfast!"

Dialogue

"You owe me five bucks."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'My opponent hates cats.'