Breakfast Debaters Pillows

"You owe me five bucks."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'My opponent hates cats.'