Breakfast Brigade Captain T-Shirts

"We can try to make mom breakfast in bed, but isn't it a bit early to bother the fire department?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Devilled Eggs

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Toastquest!

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Missing sock

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.