Brawl Observer Gifts

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Facebook in Crisis

Nicolas Maduro

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Budget House of Cards

Gay marriages in France.

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

Barrett - rushed majority

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."