Brawl Observer Prints

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Facebook in Crisis

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Nicolas Maduro

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Budget House of Cards

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

Gay marriages in France.

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

Barrett - rushed majority

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

'By the way, is this off the record?'