Bravery Ponderer Gifts

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Lost and Profound.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

Twisted Peel reads Nietzsche.

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.