Bravery Ponderer Gifts

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Lost and Profound.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

George Santayana

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Dutch Courage

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Twisted Peel reads Nietzsche.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."