Brave Lemonade Stand Warriors Gifts

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Robot Parts $5

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Lemonade without borders.

'I need a jump!'

Tim's marketing solutions

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'We need a bailout.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'