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"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

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'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

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'That's the first nickel I took in!'

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'I need a jump!'

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'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'A Fucking Drink'

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'Our dad is an oil executive.'

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.