Brandy Pillows

"Shall we join the men?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

After Dinner Cigar.

"Hmm...Will I have my coffee with brandy or with whisky?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

The Alpha Seltzer

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

You've Had Enough!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Bubble gum leaves

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Chocolate Shop

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"