Brandy Admirer Pillows

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If nobody had invented graphics

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Shakespeare's Brain

The Dandy

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

The screaming fart.

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"OK, who's the joker?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

"You can't wear that to a wine and cheese party!"

"Did you manage to get the lid off the brandy, Alex?"

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

Come in here if you don't like....

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Dogs as bookends.

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'