Brandy Admirer Prints

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If nobody had invented graphics

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Shakespeare's Brain

The Dandy

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"OK, who's the joker?"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"Did you manage to get the lid off the brandy, Alex?"

"You can't wear that to a wine and cheese party!"

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

Come in here if you don't like....

Dogs as bookends.

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

Violinist playing a loaf of bread.