Brandy Aficionado Gifts

"Shall we join the men?"

'Ok, who ordered the Napoleon brandy?'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

Thirsty party dogs very keen to see a St Bernard.

"Hmm...Will I have my coffee with brandy or with whisky?"

"A brandy? - Very good sir. . . Napoleon?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Too much sugar."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Trump Poutine

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bubble gum leaves

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."