Brand Skeptics Gifts

"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

CATCHY NAME

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

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Peace on Earth

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"My husband's in advertising."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Fashion Mistake.

"Multi-level marketing!"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

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"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"