Brand Debaters Gifts

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

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Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

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"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

CATCHY NAME

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

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Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

Peace on Earth

"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."