
The Alpha Seltzer
Add a playful touch to their space with pillows that boast clever rivalry-themed designs — perfect for fans who love cozying up with a grin.
The Alpha Seltzer
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
'We've re-branded.'
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
"He's my smart-aleck twin."
"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."
"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"
"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
"I need to catch you after the meeting."
"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."
"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."
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Fashion Mistake.
'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'
"My husband's in advertising."
"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."
'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'
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"...This is the only way I can get though college!"
'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'
'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'
"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.
Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'
'Mum, she pulled my mane!'
"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"
"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."
"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."
Lion v Kiwi.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."
'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'
Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.
"Which free tote goes best?"
Explore our collection of rivalry-themed mugs that fans will adore — great for mornings filled with team pride and playful banter.
Browse our dynamic prints celebrating brand rivalry — ideal for fans eager to showcase their passion in style.
Check out our rivalry fan t-shirts, designed to bring humor and team loyalty to your wardrobe with every wear.