Brand Rivalry Fan T-Shirts

The Alpha Seltzer

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"My husband's in advertising."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Fashion Mistake.

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Lion v Kiwi.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'