City Rivalry Fans T-Shirts

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Alpha Seltzer

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Doggie Bowl Drill

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Lion v Kiwi.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

Some conflicts never get resolved.

Spectators at a coliseum

"This should be hilarious."

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

This one is yours!