City Rivalry Fans T-Shirts

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Alpha Seltzer

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Sick Exhibitionist

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"This should be hilarious."

This one is yours!

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

Spectators at a coliseum

Dog's bowl next to cat litter.