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"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

The world of surveillance.

"We'll always hate Paris."

Used to it.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Thrown under the bus stop."

'From up here they look like us.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'