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"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

SF NO

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Used to it.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Audit of Losses

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'From up here they look like us.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"