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'I'm sorry lady, we're all sold out!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Used to it.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I still hate you."

Fighting Gondoliers.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

'Do it again.'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."