Football Rivalry Observer Prints

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Used to it.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fighting Gondoliers.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'