Rivalry Spectator Prints

Fighting Gondoliers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Just being proactive."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

Fight on the top

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Octopus in the bleachers.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

"I still hate you."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'