Brand Reviver Gifts

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Office Park

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

Fashion Mistake.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Brick and Mortar

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"My husband's in advertising."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."