Brand Loyal Mountaineer Gifts

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bottle Distillery

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bigfoot tracks...

Rubbish and Everest

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"How do I get down?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."