Brand Loyal Mountaineer Prints

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Bottle Distillery

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Bigfoot tracks...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Rubbish and Everest

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"How do I get down?"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"