Box Whisperer Gifts

The Online Shopaholic

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Reading

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Love your feng shui!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Hmmm?!"

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Office full of computers and wires.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

I think you should know he's in a table-thumping mood.

Tough germ.

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'I know you did your level best, Henderson -- the trouble is, your level best is lopsided!'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'We give bonuses only to people who won't tell that they got one.'

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.