Box Whisperer Prints

The Online Shopaholic

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Reading

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Love your feng shui!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"Hmmm?!"

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

I think you should know he's in a table-thumping mood.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Office full of computers and wires.

Tough germ.

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'I know you did your level best, Henderson -- the trouble is, your level best is lopsided!'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'We give bonuses only to people who won't tell that they got one.'

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.