Bowling Humor Gifts

'If I were you I wouldn't have anything to do with Howard in the Sales Department. He has a history of bowling.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Polar bear bowling alley

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Skate or die."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Cat and mouse.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Vikings to the Super bowl.