Bowling Humor Gifts

'If I were you I wouldn't have anything to do with Howard in the Sales Department. He has a history of bowling.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Skate or die."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Ref shows footballer green card.