Bowling Historian Gifts

"Back in my day scoring was done with a grease pencil on clear sheets."

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Pin-atas

Corporate thinking.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Jimmy Anderson