Golfing Historian Gifts

Slight breeze from the south

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'