Golfing Historian Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Zeus's Caddy

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"