Gaming Historian Gifts

Titanic and Tetris.

"Do you ever wanna get back in the game?"

Caesar and Games' Consul.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Personal conker trainer.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

50 Year Celebrations.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Solitaire card shark.

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

"I never thought I'd live to see so many different Batmans."

Before paper and scissors were invented...

Super Karamazov Bros.

Then and Now.

A Pac-man coffin

"I've seen this before. What's on at 8:30?"

I notice the networks don't cover political conventions as much as they used to. They're cutting back on scripted programming.

Alfred Hitchcock

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

"Another miss, sir."

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

In the old days kids used to play marbles. What's a marbles?

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

Cavemen carving naughts and crosses

Pacman 2020

Ancient Geek Culture.