Video Game Historian Gifts

A Pac-man coffin

Personal conker trainer.

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

Children of the Cornhole

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

United States Constitution.

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

Before paper and scissors were invented...

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

"Do you ever wanna get back in the game?"

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

Super Karamazov Bros.

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

STRIP Hambone: Printer giving you grief again?

Whack 'em-Jack 'em Robots

Children's games and technology

'I grew bored just watching TV and video game violence.'

'I've invented the Playstation.'

"Another miss, sir."

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

'Gonorrhea,syphillis,chlamydia,herpes,HIV positive,genital warts...'

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.

"Am I getting warmer?"

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

Battledore and shuttlecock.

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

Caesar and Games' Consul.

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

Titanic and Tetris.